Hilarrious!!! Did Pres. Mugabe Actually Said All These? -

I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though ... ..but have a laugh and add yours!
Girls' legs are like .. They spread rumors any how

Robert Mugabe in 2015
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Ladies are powerful, They Can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.
They will say My Love measurable My Sweet Heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?"
Robert Mugabe in 2016
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Some of you girls can not even jog for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for 2hours ??? Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week crusade ..
Robert Mugabe in 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, a Brazilian Either innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe in 2016
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Dating a slim / slender guy is cool. The problem is When You lying on his chest then his ribs adidas draw lines on your face

RG Mugabe in 2016
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No s * x before marriage ???
If That was God's plan you would receive your penis or Vag * after on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe

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Whenever things Seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend * *

* Robert Mugabe in 2016
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys Learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls Learnt the act of sucking d * cks still baffles me ... "

~ Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly, you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays

#ROBERT MUGABE

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Respect pregnant women Because It's not easy walking around with evidence That you've had s * x

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,

Do not be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only when it's raining ......... you are not an umbrella -

Robert Mugabe (2016)

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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?

Mugabe: I will take money

Obama: But I will go for wisdom

Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks
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Stupidity is When You lick a woman with your bare tongue and later re s * x with a condom. What are you Preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe

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